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Holy Shit! Johnny Depp Looks Crazy In "Black Mass"

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Johnny Depp looks and sounds bat shit crazy in the new trailer for Black Mass. The last time Depp put out anything worth watching was back in 2011 (Rum Diary), but it looks like he may salvage his career playing Whitey Bulger. Bulger was a career criminal turned FBI informant who started snitching in hopes of shutting down a Mafia family invading his turf. [...]

Have Sex In This Truck For $75

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If you've ever wanted to shag inside the back of a rented vehicle, here's your chance. The bold folks of San Francisco are lining up to enjoy sex inside of The Hook-Up Truck™, all for the low price of $75 for thirty minutes. Unfortunately for some of the people probably interested in trying it out, the truck does not come with a person. No, no ... you have t[...]

Women Reveal How To Tell If They're Into You

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Bro, stop sweating. It's just a chick, and she's human just like you. There's no need to go nervously wandering into Ruby Tuesday for your high class dinner date. Calm your nerves, make it through your chicken fingers and mashed potat-ers and always, always, always ... pick up the check. After that, we admit, shit gets fuzzy. Was she into you? Will you get t[...]

Interior Design Tips For Men

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“When you’re building a room, you’re building character, and character is the strength and wisdom of a home.” – Rose Tarlow Whether you realize it or not, how your pad is decorated says a lot about you. "No artwork on the walls, no kitchen table or towels in the guest bathroom. I knew right away that I wasn't on a date with a grownup," Kristen, a TV executiv[...]

Five Ways To Avoid Razor Bumps

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Razor bumps are a problem many black men face and it has been reported that 80% of African American men have to deal with them at some point in their lives. If not treated correctly, Pseudofollicultis Barbae, the medical name for razor bumps, can get worse and worse until they hurt and become more than just an eyesore. Razor bumps are attributed to curling [...]

This Guy Took One Epic Walk

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And you thought walking the dog was a fucking trek. Meet Christoph Rehage, a man that decided back in 2008 to walk 2,796 miles across China, documenting his journey along the way. The epic adventure took one year and ended after Rehage passed the Gobi desert. "All of the distance from Beijing to Ürümqi was completed solely on foot, straight good old walking[...]

Why Assholes Are Ruining Machu Picchu ... Literally

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The last thing you probably want to see after trekking thousands of miles to Machu Picchu is some Western hippy's asshole, but that's a problem plaguing Peruvian officials at 15th-century Inca city. According to the Peruvian Times, four American tools were busted on March 14 after stripping down to their birthday suits and posing for photos. In a pair of se[...]

Kanye West's 12 Craziest Quotes

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No one gives a bat shit crazy viral sound bite like Kanye West. Ye has given enough quotes to populate a dozen coffee table books, and the guy is only 36. "I am a God" and "It ain't Ralph though!" are universal favorites, but our staff still found amusement compiling some of the more insane sentences to ever leave Yeezus' mouth. ON LIFE REGRETS "My greatest [...]

Why Ralph Lauren Hates You And The Internet

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Ralph Lauren can't stand your guts. How does it feel to know that? How does it feel to know your fashion God despises you and the Internet. That being said, there's a good reason for his disdain: an employee discount code that hit went viral early Monday morning. The discount was so epic, it damn near broke Twitter. An insane 65-percent discount had Black [...]

Exclusive: Ray J's Rules For Being A Gentleman

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Whose banged more A-list chicks than Ray J, bruh? This guy knows a thing or seven about the ladies. Kanye West and all of us have him to thank for Kim Kardashian. Yes, Ray is a distinguished gentleman who probably hit it before you did, but it doesn't mean you can't learn a thing or two from the singer. In the second part of our exclusive interview with Ray[...]