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Why A Porn Star Is Offering To Blow The Lakers

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A porn star is offering to perform oral sex on the entire Los Angeles Lakers squad if they win more than 47 games this year. Sadie Santana, star of hit films like All Things Anal, made the declaration on Twitter. I will blow the ENTIRE @LALakersLive team if they can get 47 wins! @TMZ @espn @FOXSports pic.twitter.com/tHVriU5XBU — Sadie Santana (@sadiesant[...]

Enjoy Weed & Sex? Here's The Perfect Job For You

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Like sex? Like weed? Like having sex while smoking weed? Then boy do we have a job posting for you. The Denver Post's new marijuana news website The Cannabist is looking for a new employee: a "sex columnist, with weed focus." Interested? Here's the job description: "Our new freelance columnist will write about sex, relationships, intimacy, gender issues [...]

Steve Smith Has Choice Words For Ray Rice

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Baltimore Ravens receiver Steve Smith is not standing by the side of his former teammate, Ray Rice. Rice was cut by the Ravens after video emerged showing him punching his now wife in an elevator back in February. Smith took to Twitter last night to address the surveillance video showing the cowardly act. You know its not that hard get!!!! Keep your damn ha[...]

Exclusive: Life Lessons With DJ Mustard

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The man behind hit singles like Tyga's "Rack City," 2 Chainz' "I'm Different," YG's "My Nigga," Ty Dolla Sign's "Paranoid," Trey Songz' "Na Na" and Chris Brown's "Loyal" might know a thing or two about success. We had a chance to catch up with DJ Mustard and pick his brain for our latest edition of "Life Lessons."

America's Best Places To Eat Steak

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What's more manly than a fucking steak? Nothing. It's a rhetorical question. Don't be an ass and leave an answer in the comment section. That being said, those food porn distributors over at the Food Network have just compiled a list of the best places to get a steak in America. Our favorites from the list are as follows: 1. Los Angeles - Cut 2. Denve[...]

What Women Think About Eating Da Booty

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The mainstream media has adopted the art of "eating da booty" as their hot topic of the season. We're not sure what exactly brought on this obsession, but welcome back to 2014 ANILINGUS. There's a chance a few of you reading this haven't explored one of America's greatest pastimes, but we don't hold it against you. Still, here's what you should know going fo[...]

Watch Godzilla In Eight Minutes Or Less

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If you're like me, you probably fell asleep waiting to see Godzilla make an appearance in the summer blockbuster that shares his name. Thankfully, neither of us has to drop a $1.49 on that Redbox Blu-Ray to see the lizard's eight minutes of screen time. Send your love to the film nerd that spent his life editing all the scenes featuring Godzilla's into the f[...]

Exclusive: Life Lessons With Mark Ballas

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Dancing with the Stars talent Mark Ballas knows a thing or two about success. The 28-year-old has won the ABC dancing competition twice, partnering throughout his 18 seasons with some of the hottest women in Hollywood. Those women include Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Kristin Cavallari and Aly Raisman. Not a bad look. And the dude can actually sing and p[...]

The 101 Best Burgers In America

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There's nothing more American than a burger, but finding a memorable one can be quite the undertaking. Thankfully, the fine folks over at The Daily Meal just released their list of the 101 Best Burgers in America. New York leads the way 15 entries, while Los Angeles comes in second with seven selections. Unfortunately, classics like In-n-Out and Shake Sha[...]

Is Watching Porn Making You Stupid?

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Watch out porn addicts, you may want to think twice before clicking play on that Farrah Abraham sex tape. A study published by researchers at the Max Planck Institute for Human Development in Berlin correlates watching porn with loss of gray matter volume in the brain. Gray matter is largely responsible for our ability to process information, so in essenc[...]