A porn star is offering to perform oral sex on the entire Los Angeles Lakers squad if they win more than 47 games this year. Sadie Santana, star of hit films like All Things Anal, made the declaration on Twitter.

The possibility of the Lakers winning four games this year seems doubtful, so it looks like players will have to stick to the usual thots hanging around Staples Center. As for Sadie, you can check out her completely NSFW Twitter page by clicking here. You’ve been warned though, people say her “ass has magic” and we’re not responsible if you get fired for hopping on RedTube.