Can you really think of a better person to deliver a speech at a bachelor party other than Bill Murray. The guy is like the perfect choice. A god among men who recently blessed a group of bros at a bachelor party in Charleston, South Carolina.

“At one point during dinner at a steakhouse, one guy goes to the bathroom downstairs and sees Bill Murray sitting with some people with a fishing vest on,” said the partygoer, identified only as Stephen, tells Deadspin. “We talked to the waiter to see if we could send him some drinks, to which Bill declined.”

“One of my buddies then went down and asked if he’d come up and say a few words for (the groom) EJ and got a ‘No thanks.’ My buddy comes back up dejected and tells us it’s not going to happen. Two minutes later, Bill f***ing Murray walks into the room and gives this speech.”

That speech was on finding the one, and as noted by Murray, was advice not attended for the groom who clearly had already found that person if he was marrying her. “Take that person and travel around the world,” Murray said. “Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world, and go to places that are hard to go to and hard to get out of. And if when you come back to JFK, when you land in JFK, and you’re still in love with that person, get married at the airport.”

And if you can’t afford a trip around the world, you could always just take your partner to Nebraska. If you can get in and out of that place without killing each other, you’re destined for a long and prosperous marriage.

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